1 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,508 Original DE PEACOCK 2 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:34,200 -Oh, yeah, when Ice Cube hits Deebo, 3 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,369 Smokey says, "You're not a pilot and yet you flew." 4 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:39,873 -Ninth. In fact, he was like, “You're not a pilot and you flew!” 5 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:43,001 -Oh, really? No, it's more like, "You're not a pilot and you flew!" 6 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:46,087 The '90s were a golden time for comedy, man. 7 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,173 -Yes, black people are amazing. 8 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,966 -Hey, calm down. 9 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:54,054 -Oh, sorry for the delay. We're out of ketchup. 10 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,182 So I had to go to six different neighbors 11 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,893 gather enough and cover the meat pie. 12 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,102 -The cake again? 13 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,937 -We ate the same thing two days ago. 14 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,066 -I wouldn't, but Ice Cube would call you a bitch right now. 15 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,525 -I am sorry. 16 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,027 I thought they liked my meatloaf. 17 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,446 Good heavens! But what the hell is wrong with him? 18 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,448 Susan cooks for four people 19 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,284 and a bear every night, and they don't even thank him. 20 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,453 They sit around complaining. 21 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,914 They are terribly ungrateful people towards him. 22 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,540 -Okay, Blaire. 23 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,251 Everyone should eat what they like. 24 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,836 What do you want to eat? 25 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:29,089 -Can we have breakfast for dinner? -Don't even think about it. 26 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,256 -Oh... -Why not? 27 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,008 -Eating eggs for dinner is gay. 28 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,885 -How dare you say something like that? 29 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,553 Think about it carefully. 30 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:38,306 Gay men stay up late doing things with each other and skip breakfast. 31 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,392 So they invented brunch. 32 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,061 They'll stay until about eleven, well, drinks with umbrellas, 33 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,355 They talk about hairstyles, creams and everything else. 34 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,358 And when they start having breakfast it's midday. 35 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,027 -It's a very solid theory. -Yes, without a doubt. 36 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,113 -What is the deadline for eating eggs? 37 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,865 And don't get gay, is it eleven o'clock? Is this the theory? 38 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,534 -Yes. 39 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,160 This is why McDonald's no longer serves breakfast at eleven. 40 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,496 -Yes. They don't want men contaminating the bathroom. 41 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,164 -I think that's still the case. 42 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,874 -Oh, God. -What? 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,377 -I used two eggs in the meat mixture to give it texture! 44 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,088 -Ah, it's nice to have a little courage, 45 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,589 But he is gay and alone. 46 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,634 -I don't want to take risks. 47 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:17,178 Johnny is at a very impressionable age. 48 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,515 -Hey dad, what happens if you accidentally eat an egg in the afternoon? 49 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,183 -Eat something heterosexual. 50 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,102 -Like what? -Stew. 51 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:28,273 -Oh my God. I ate one the night I liked girls. 52 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,899 Have you seen it? 53 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,277 -But I only ate half of it. That's why I'm bisexual. 54 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,862 -Right there! 55 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,614 -I didn't have a stew on hand. 56 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,701 -Hey, Blaire, it's not your fault. 57 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,830 Narrator: John Hancock High School. 58 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,427 -Teddy, aim. It's Sheila Borgwardt. 59 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,555 Damn, she has to be the sexiest drug dealer on the planet. 60 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,433 -Hey, I'm about to do something crazy. -What? 61 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,685 -I have already reached the age of majority, I am 18 years old. 62 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,396 And do you know what adults do? They buy drugs. 63 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,482 -Yes, that's what everyone does. 64 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,525 -Hey, John Bennett, 65 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,362 I will buy drugs from Sheila Borgwardt. 66 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,405 -How am I? -It does not matter. 67 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,242 -Hi, Sheila. 68 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:25,080 -HI. -I'm John Bennett. 69 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,123 We already know each other, remember? 70 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,750 -Ah, I think so. 71 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,630 -Oh, ah... My diarrhea is gone. 72 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:34,589 -OH! 73 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,217 -Yes, everything is back to normal. 74 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,345 Sometimes I get hit with a tacky bomb or something, and something happens. 75 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,847 Overall, though, everything is fine. 76 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,558 -Hi Sheila, I'm Ted. We know each other too. 77 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,144 Hey, John recently became a man. 78 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,981 Not on a sexual level, of course, but on a biological level. 79 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,609 And he'd like to buy you some weed. 80 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,529 -Ah! Certain. 81 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,613 How much do you want? 82 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,490 -Oh, Holy Mother, really? 83 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,701 Man, being an adult is awesome! 84 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,495 My grandparents gave me some money and I want to spend it all! 85 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,579 Two hundred dollars! 86 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:07,580 -Two-hundred? 87 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,791 -Yes! -All right. 88 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,092 Here's your quarter kilo. 89 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,093 Thank you! 90 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,469 -Curse. 91 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,432 This figure is worthy of Chris Tucker. 92 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,850 It's absolutely wonderful. 93 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,978 Sheila, thanks for being my first time. 94 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,230 -Don't say that. 95 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,065 -I don't know why I lied to you. 96 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,734 Yes, I had diarrhea. 97 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,111 -Okay. -And not long ago. 98 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,738 -Have fun. 99 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,495 -You will never stop being a virgin. 100 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,794 -No... I don't think I've ever been this high before. 101 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,172 Do I have human feet right now? 102 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,090 I have the feeling I have them. 103 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,842 -I do not know. 104 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,302 What does it feel like? 105 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,720 -Oh, that's a great question. 106 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,764 Let's ask someone. 107 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,140 -Hello lads! 108 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,476 -Mom? What are you doing here? 109 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:10,643 -Show me your feet. 110 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,604 -What a beautiful day, 111 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,106 I came to pick them up to go to the mall. 112 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,442 I ask them if they would like me to buy from them. 113 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,527 her graduation underwear. 114 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,862 -Pants? 115 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,572 They are applied on the buttocks. 116 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,533 -And maybe we can go to Ross's later 117 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,410 to a photo. You want? 118 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,287 Show me your damn feet! 119 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,293 -Johnny, I was thinking 120 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,754 What kind of underwear should you wear now? 121 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:41,591 And I think they should look like your father's. 122 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,593 Then I prayed about it. 123 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,553 And if you want to try something different, 124 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,472 I think it would be fine. 125 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,559 -Damn, you're so soft. 126 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,269 Have you always been so kind? 127 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:56,314 -Yes, I'm a damn teddy bear. 128 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,524 OH... 129 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,567 I'm a teddy bear. 130 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,903 What was this? 131 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,613 Good heavens! Is the car catching fire? 132 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:07,784 -Don't worry, guys. He's just a cop. 133 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,452 -Wow, we have a lot of grass! 134 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,621 -Maybe he's not a cop, but a stripper. 135 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:14,708 -Ah, yes. Because sometimes they dress like that. 136 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,168 -If he says: "he has the right to be sexy", 137 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,545 We are safe. 138 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,764 Narrator: Framingham Police Department, Massachusetts. 139 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,815 -Good afternoon. Can I see your driving license and registration document? 140 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,817 -Stare at him and see how he reacts. 141 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,485 -Yes of course. 142 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,612 Is something wrong, officer? 143 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,448 -It has a damaged taillight. 144 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,825 -Oh, what a shame. 145 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,661 Usually my husband takes care of these things, 146 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,205 but he had urinary problems. 147 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,499 -Hey, if you're a police officer, you have to say it! 148 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,335 -Excuse me? 149 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,795 I know our rights and you cannot register this car. 150 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,631 Not even the pocket of this backpack without a warrant. You understand? 151 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,383 They're acting suspicious, right? 152 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,469 -I could say the same about you. 153 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,512 Arresting a respectable family 154 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,556 that he would only buy clean underwear 155 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,767 without illegal drugs in the car 156 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:14,976 or above anyone else. 157 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,770 -Good, everyone out of the car. 158 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:18,730 -Good heavens. 159 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,199 -Mom, I have to tell you something. 160 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,993 -What is it, darling? -I was wrong. 161 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,829 -Ah, hold it as long as you can 162 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,290 And then I'll take you to the women's restroom. 163 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,876 in the mall so you can poop. 164 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,337 -No, mom, I have marijuana in my backpack. 165 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,631 I bought it after school. 166 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,341 -What? -I know, I know. 167 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,718 I'm stupid and I'm sorry. 168 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:54,015 Johnny, you're eighteen now. 169 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,725 You can go to the chair. 170 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,852 What do we have here? 171 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,145 Whose is it? 172 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,023 -This is... -mine. 173 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:03,942 It's mine. 174 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,527 -What? -Your? 175 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,821 -I'm a potential drug addict, officer. 176 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:08,738 -Mom, what are you doing? 177 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:09,948 -I'll eat it. 178 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,866 And I inject it. 179 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,993 And I'll put it wherever I want. 180 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:18,123 And I've been doing it since Woodstock, where I learned. 181 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,543 -Damn hippies. Turn around. 182 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,046 -Hey, I know your rights! 183 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,841 -Yes? What are they? -Oh, damn. 184 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,890 Guys, here's an emergency supply of frozen pasta. 185 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,475 And a lasagna in the fridge! 186 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,727 -Lower your head. 187 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,076 -He took his mother. -He took the grass! 188 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,495 And he took Susan away too. 189 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,705 OH... 190 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,919 “You can't do this to Brett Hart, you fat stranger!” 191 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,509 Where the hell were they? And your mother? 192 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,719 -Matty... 193 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,431 We need to talk. 194 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,266 Matty: What the hell! 195 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,977 -Run, Johnny! Don't die! 196 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,896 Whatever happens, I will find you! 197 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,564 -Come back here, damn it! 198 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,732 -Oh, God! Oh! 199 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,233 Understand! 200 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,739 -You're a damn idiot! 201 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,866 -Hey, hey! What the hell is going on here? 202 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,660 -These idiots got caught with drugs! 203 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,788 And they let Susan get arrested for it! 204 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,040 -What? It is true? 205 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,667 Ted and John: Yes. 206 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,378 -You're a fucking idiot! I hate you! 207 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,345 -I'll be right back. 208 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,723 You, write your confession here, idiot. 209 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,021 "I can't do it." "And why not?" 210 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,107 -I am afraid! I can't go to prison! 211 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,568 -Oh, but would you mind if your mother went in your place? 212 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,446 I swear. That's exactly what I was talking about last night. 213 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,198 but on steroids. 214 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,659 Susan does everything for you and no one does anything for her. 215 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,494 -But look at that face, Blaire. 216 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,413 Look at his mouth. He's so young. 217 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,748 If she ends up in prison, they'll blow her whistle! 218 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,084 And how will his mouth full of whistles help Susan? 219 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,752 -Go to hell, guys. 220 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,675 -Do I have a mouth full of whistles? 221 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,884 -I wanted to leave my mark. 222 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,178 At most there will be one or two whistles. 223 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,181 But they'll be great, Johnny. 224 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,851 Yes, they will be. 225 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,313 Narrator: No smoking. 226 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,107 Narrator: Visits to prisoners. 227 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,030 -He how are you? 228 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:59,075 -Oh... I'm fine, Matty. 229 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,161 Did Johnny tell you where to find pasta? 230 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,912 -Don't worry. 231 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,165 Johnny will confess and you will be home tonight. 232 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,875 -No, Matty. 233 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,585 Don't force him to do it. 234 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,961 That was my choice. 235 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,212 -What are you saying? 236 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,715 -Johnny is eighteen. 237 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,051 His life has just begun. 238 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,470 This could ruin their future. 239 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,972 This would prevent him from going to college. 240 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,517 And I would encourage him to join a breakdancing group! 241 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,812 -But they were his drugs. He must learn to be responsible. 242 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,064 -Not that way. 243 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,609 Promise that you won't force him. 244 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,860 -Susan. 245 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,031 -WELL. 246 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,700 -Also, it's my first time. 247 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,203 I'm sure they'll take it in stride. 248 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,164 -The sentence is 20 years imprisonment in a state prison. 249 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,334 Next case. 250 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,837 State of Massachusetts v. Susan Bennett 251 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,297 Possession of marijuana. 252 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,132 - Don-don. - Stop doing that. 253 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,134 "It's a court of law, Blaire. I have to do this." 254 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,512 It's law... and order. 255 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,596 Don-don. 256 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,889 Oh, lightning! 257 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,559 Don-don. 258 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,895 -Ms. Bennett, you are charged with possession of marijuana, 259 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,605 How do you declare it? 260 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,941 -I can't lie, Your Honor. 261 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,152 I plead... guilty. 262 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,279 -Well, thank you for your honesty. 263 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,198 Since it's his first time, 264 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:23,618 And since she seems like a nice woman, I'll be lenient. 265 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,705 He sentenced her to ten days in the county jail. 266 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,540 John: What the hell? Blaire: That's not possible! 267 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,710 Judge: The session is adjourned! 268 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,877 Don-don. 269 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,046 -¡Ah, I love it! 270 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,044 -Who the hell are you? 271 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,587 -HI! 272 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,174 I'm Susan Bennett, your new partner. 273 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,973 What a wonderful place you have here! 274 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:27,932 What is your name? 275 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,392 - Killer bitch. 276 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,771 -Oh, well... It rhymes with Maria Cristina. 277 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,190 -What the hell! Why are you here? 278 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,650 -Oh, I did something very bad. 279 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,944 -Did you kill a dog or something? 280 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,279 -Maria Juana. 281 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,655 -Lie. 282 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,991 -Oh, no. Absolutely not. 283 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,785 Why are you here? 284 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,162 -Because the system is corrupt. 285 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,830 I didn't do anything. I'm innocent. 286 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,041 -Oh no! 287 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,001 Did you say anything to anyone? 288 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,503 You should warn them! 289 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,838 Guard! This woman is innocent! 290 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,341 -Shut the damn mouth and mind your own business! 291 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,134 We are not friends! 292 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,261 -We're not. 293 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:09,182 But I'll bet you a cinnamon roll that it will. 294 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,109 -What the hell is going on here? 295 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,985 -We are watching TV. 296 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,862 -You will see absolutely nothing! 297 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,156 If your mother is in prison, so are you! 298 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:29,244 "What does that mean?" "They'll clean the whole house!" 299 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,663 They'll wash the clothes, the damn dishes! 300 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,373 And they will cook! 301 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,791 They will live in hell! 302 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,751 -Isn't this Susan's daily routine? 303 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,294 -Of course it is! 304 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,214 And this is their punishment! It's time to work! 305 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,800 -All right. We will. 306 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,760 -These are household chores. It's not that difficult. 307 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,013 -Yes. Even the name sounds like a game. 308 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,514 "Chores". 309 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,100 They have no idea what awaits them. 310 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,185 -Oh, really? Look what I'm doing. 311 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,815 Have you seen? I've already done my part. 312 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,108 I'm a homebody. 313 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,986 -Yes, look. I'm the damned Robotina. 314 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,155 -You know what? I'm wrong. 315 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,364 You can. 316 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,907 Fortune. 317 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,368 -I dust you, and then you dust me. 318 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,369 -Done. 319 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,219 -Can I join you, girls? 320 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,351 My name is Susan. 321 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,936 I share a cell with that unpleasant lady. 322 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,188 And what are their names? 323 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,857 -I hope you die. -And your name? 324 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,276 -I'm FedEx. She is sixty-nine years old. 325 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,903 And Panocheta. 326 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,447 -Men die if they cross my path. 327 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,283 What interesting names! 328 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,243 And why do they call you FedEx? 329 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,537 -Because I can achieve anything in 24 hours. 330 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,497 -OH! 331 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,040 -If it fits in my ass. 332 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,833 -OH. 333 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,502 What were you talking about, sir? 334 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,504 -This damn food. 335 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,756 I wouldn't even give it to my dog. 336 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,259 -I once saw a dog that loved soup. 337 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,178 Doesn't it make you laugh? 338 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:15,016 He belonged to the neighbors and was a very sweet little dog. 339 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,935 But then he attacked a small child 340 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,895 and they had to put a muzzle on him. 341 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,273 But then he ate the muzzle and attacked another child. 342 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:26,069 And so the church had to send him to another area. 343 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:29,823 Oh, no. Wait. Was it Father O'Brien? 344 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,827 Sixty-nine? What does this name mean? 345 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,078 -Hey, bitch. 346 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,247 If you talk too much, they'll cut out your tongue. 347 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,708 If I were you, I'd shut the damn mouth. 348 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,050 -I do not understand. 349 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,886 Look at this mess, and all we did was boil an egg. 350 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,972 And I don't know if it ended well. 351 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,224 Wait... It's too late! It's a gay egg! 352 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,518 Damn! 353 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,855 Now all I can think about is my Chayanne moving her delicious body. 354 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,524 Matty: What are you doing there, idiots? Where's dinner? 355 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,734 -Almost ready! 356 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,819 Okay, we have to figure something out. 357 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,280 Mom shops on Saturdays, so there isn't much choice. 358 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,158 -Okay, we have meat sticks, white bread, 359 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,160 grated cheese and lots of spices. 360 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,162 -I have an idea. 361 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,250 All right. 362 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,378 Gourmet hot dogs. 363 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,548 -What the hell is this? 364 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,258 -What are you saying? It's dinner. 365 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,926 -Is this a waste dinner? 366 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,262 -We call him Frankendog! 367 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,223 It's a hot dog from the more radical 90s. 368 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,516 Ted and John: ¡Oh! 369 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,643 -Let's go surfing! 370 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,480 -What? I won't eat this rubbish! 371 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,066 -Incredible! We almost died in there! 372 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:49,569 We made you something delicious, it fell on the floor, we picked it up, 373 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,030 We wash it, and this is how you show your appreciation! 374 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,908 -You know what? I knew they would ruin it! 375 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,620 To hell! I go to the market and do it myself! 376 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,875 Can someone give me a hand, please? 377 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,796 And the dining room? 378 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,801 This box has a picture of what I want! 379 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:22,435 -Curse! Now they're really going to screw me! 380 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,563 -What's happening? -A surprise inspection. 381 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,358 -Damn witch! My bunk bed is a mess! 382 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,902 I'll get a scolding and they'll take away my watercolors! 383 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,612 -You're a murderous bitch! Enter here! 384 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,656 -Damnation! 385 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,287 -This is the cleanest bunk bed I have ever seen. 386 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,456 -What happened here? 387 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,125 -And what is this smell? 388 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,668 -It's a potpourri. 389 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,421 -I made it with the dried flowers from the giveaway 390 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,507 to the lady who was stabbed in the shower the other day. 391 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,135 It smells delicious. 392 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,178 Congratulations, you killer bitch. 393 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,597 You passed the test this time. 394 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,350 But I'm watching you, bitch. 395 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,313 Did you do this? 396 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,566 -Yes! -Why? 397 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,277 -I got used to tidying up Johnny's room. 398 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,528 It was easy. 399 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,946 Besides... 400 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,367 I made you some slippers out of sanitary napkins. 401 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,953 -How did you know my size? 402 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,663 -Slippers or towels? 403 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,206 -Wow! Double use! 404 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,293 -Oh... I didn't realize that. 405 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,721 -Teddy! The dryer! 406 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,559 ¡Teddy! 407 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,527 -Good heavens! 408 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,321 -Teddy, what happened to you? 409 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,490 -If you want to turn that thing on, you have to touch it first! 410 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:01,701 -Hey! What happened to the clothes? Huh? 411 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,537 All my clothes have shrunk and I can't find my underwear! 412 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,415 -Oh, yes. We threw it away. -What? Why? 413 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,167 -They were covered in excrement. 414 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,128 -But I can't go to work without underwear. 415 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,214 The boys will make fun of me all day! 416 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,716 -Ah... How will they know you're not wearing anything? 417 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,344 "Don't play dumb!" “So what do you want us to do?” 418 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,722 -Take them out of that damn garbage and paint them white! 419 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,350 Now! 420 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,893 -Okay, okay! We're coming! -I don't believe it! 421 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,735 Narrator: Keep your hands in sight 422 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,278 at all times. 423 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,075 -Hello, sir! 424 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,743 -What the hell are you doing over there? 425 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,496 -They said they didn't like the food. 426 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:50,083 So I talked to the director, made some suggestions and... 427 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,668 Now the kitchen is in my hands! 428 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,086 -Is it a meat pie? 429 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,630 -Yes. Would you like to try? 430 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,220 -Good heavens! It's fantastic! 431 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,431 It's like the meatloaf your mom made in prison. 432 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,475 I used pigeon eggs and a little pigeon meat, 433 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,561 But I think it turned out well in the end. 434 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,146 -Hey! 435 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,231 -What the hell do you want here, Halffoot? 436 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,774 -Mediopedia? 437 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,776 What a beautiful name! 438 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,695 Is it because you are very short? 439 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,573 -It's none of your business, but yes. 440 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,117 And also because I lost half a foot in a fight. 441 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,369 Oh, darling! 442 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,788 At least you don't have to cut your nails. 443 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,415 -It wasn't that half. 444 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,916 -OH! 445 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,668 -Until yesterday I was the queen of the kitchen. 446 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,086 You stole my job 447 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,755 and they dropped me off at the damn laundromat. 448 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,590 -Oh, I'm sorry! 449 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,842 I didn't want to take anyone's job away. 450 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,635 I was just trying to make the food better. 451 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:45,847 -Oh, my food was junk? Is this what you mean? 452 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,434 You're dead. 453 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:57,525 -Sixty-nine, now I could use a hug. 454 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,868 -What's the point of reading, after all? 455 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,662 My mother didn't know this and lived well by blowing out candles. 456 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,832 -Oh, reading is good for the mind 457 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,251 And learning costs nothing. 458 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,421 I borrowed it from the prison library. 459 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,715 The hungry caterpillar. 460 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,592 Do you think she behaved badly? 461 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,345 Wait and see what the caterpillar does. 462 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,846 -What the hell do you think you're doing? 463 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,224 -Oh, hello, Halffoot. 464 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,935 I was teaching Panocheta to read. 465 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,479 Do you want to learn to read too? 466 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,398 -That? 467 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,526 First you steal my job and now you call me illiterate. 468 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,736 Do you want to have half a foot in your butt? 469 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,738 -Is there any problem? 470 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,866 -No. No problem. 471 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,744 See you, Susan. 472 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,747 -Okay. Until we meet again. 473 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,626 -Excuse me, guard. -What? 474 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,878 -What are your plans for Easter? 475 00:22:59,004 --> 00:22:59,879 -Easter? 476 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,881 -It's this Sunday. 477 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,384 I guess the director will bring the baskets. 478 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,927 But who am I talking to? 479 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,679 How do I get 700 colored eggs? 480 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,765 -This is a prison. There are no Easter celebrations planned here. 481 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,727 -But it's Jesus' big day. 482 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,312 If we don't celebrate, how will he know we care? 483 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,939 -This is not my problem! 484 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:25,697 -Oh, Panocheta! Those holes aren't for that! 485 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,747 -Damn! How could it all happen so quickly? 486 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,790 -Dude, this is... 487 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,417 This sock is used for... 488 00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,752 -Making love, yes. 489 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,253 -Yes. 490 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,088 -Mom washes them before they end up like this. 491 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,343 Well, the sheets need to be changed. 492 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:47,469 -Yes. 493 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,565 -Is there anything fuller than dried sperm? 494 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:01,816 What should I know? 495 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,906 -So I said, “Oh yeah, asshole?” 496 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,408 And I cut off half his penis! 497 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:14,245 -Which half? -The one on the left. 498 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,667 -What are you laughing at? 499 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,003 About me? About my body? 500 00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:24,631 Are they laughing at my body? 501 00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:27,342 -Relax, Snow White. It doesn't concern you. 502 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,135 -What did you call me, prisoner? 503 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,972 Looking for trouble, you murderous bitch? 504 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,684 Excuse me, can I say something? 505 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,688 Sir, I don't think you understand 506 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,524 how difficult the job of the female guard is. 507 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,317 -Are you on their side? 508 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:47,862 -Well, I saw in 60 Minutes that the prison guards 509 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,031 They have a very difficult job. 510 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,991 They risk their lives every day. 511 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:55,537 They only make $24,000 a year! 512 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,914 And they have to buy their own weapons. 513 00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,542 And many of them use it to commit suicide. 514 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:01,876 -Or to our spouses. 515 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:04,421 -They are real people too. 516 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,090 -Thank you, Susan. It moved me deeply. 517 00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:10,802 -And I think you have a wonderful body! 518 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,723 -Um... I have to call my mother. 519 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:30,864 Narrator: Rocket launcher. 520 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:40,081 “Is this your wedding suit?” "It's the only clean thing." 521 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,294 “What did I just step on?” "You don't want to know." 522 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:46,671 Ted: Watch out! I'm about to throw out the trash! 523 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,970 Guys... 524 00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:58,725 In Vietnam we learned when it is time to leave office. 525 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,603 That time is now. 526 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,146 Hey, hey! Not that way! 527 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,815 Dear God, don't go near the cursed hive. 528 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,484 -And how are we going to get out? 529 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,736 There is a beaver dam in the kitchen. 530 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:44,771 -Hey, what the hell are you doing in my cell, bitch? 531 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,023 -Oh, hello, Halffoot. 532 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,275 -Your damn time has come. 533 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,528 -Happy Easter! 534 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,987 -That? 535 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:55,657 -Easter is the time to start over. 536 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:58,368 Jesus had a second chance. 537 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,329 I think our friendship deserves it too. 538 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:07,877 -Sweet for the feet? 539 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:11,006 -Now you can have as many feet as you want. 540 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:14,801 -Thank you. 541 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:17,762 -Susan, did you give us all Easter baskets? 542 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,472 -Oh, it was nothing. 543 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:22,100 And I couldn't have done it without FedEx's help. 544 00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:24,477 -I have real marshmallows! The real ones! 545 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,938 -And I want a chocolate egg with cream! -Mine is empty! 546 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:29,858 Don't worry. Desserts are on the way. 547 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:33,862 Ugh... They are being delivered. 548 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,905 Let's eat! - All: Yes! 549 00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:58,136 -Paint them faster! Come on, move! 550 00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:00,138 -You expel them too quickly! 551 00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:03,558 -Wow. Mom's job is really difficult. 552 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:07,270 -Really? Don't tell me. They finally realize how ungrateful they are. 553 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,522 What a shame I won't be home until tomorrow. 554 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,983 And finding her in these conditions. He doesn't deserve it. 555 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,444 -Yes, it's true. 556 00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:18,073 -Hey, Blaire, if we promise to behave better, 557 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,783 Would you help us repair the house? 558 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,786 -Because of your mother? -You ask me because I'm a woman. 559 00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:25,622 -No. I'm asking because you're the only one 560 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:28,083 Who isn't an idiot here? 561 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:31,586 -All right. I will do it. For Susan. 562 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,088 -Yes. Thanks, Blaire. 563 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,006 Take a brush and paint the clothes. 564 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,223 -We will miss you, Susan. 565 00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:44,933 -Oh! And me! 566 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,268 I will miss you all very much. 567 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,646 -It won't be the same without you here. 568 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,273 -My butt is full and so is my heart. 569 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,109 -Thank you for teaching me to read. 570 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,028 From now on I will be called Librochocha. 571 00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,989 -And I will continue to water the foot as you told me. 572 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:02,534 I know it will grow back one day. 573 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,703 -Oh, you murderous bitch! 574 00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:07,914 Thanks for being the best roommate! 575 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,624 that a girl could want! 576 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:12,419 -No, Susan. Thank you. 577 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:15,296 Ah! I have another surprise for you! 578 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,965 -What is it? 579 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,510 -Ah! Oh wow! 580 00:29:20,635 --> 00:29:22,721 -I did it with a knife and carbon ink. 581 00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:25,348 -It's so... big. 582 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,183 -They did it when we still hated you. 583 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:29,644 Four bitches held me down in the shower. 584 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:30,812 What an irony life is. 585 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,064 -God always has a plan. 586 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,233 Goodbye, girls. 587 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:59,257 -Okay. He's much better now. -Yes. 588 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,385 -Mom! -Oh my God! 589 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,304 Blaire: Hi! 590 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:07,849 -We missed you so much. -Did they give you the grass back? 591 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:10,268 -Oh! Oh, snails! 592 00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:12,270 Did they throw a party? 593 00:30:12,395 --> 00:30:15,357 This place is a disaster! 594 00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:19,027 List. 595 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,653 -Mom, we tried, 596 00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:23,114 But we had no idea how hard I worked. 597 00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:26,409 -Yes, we have to give you value. We promise it won't happen again. 598 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:28,203 -That's how things are. 599 00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,121 You can make meatloaf whenever you want. We won't say a word. 600 00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:32,624 Yes, you can do it whenever you want! 601 00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:34,709 -Even tonight. -Do it tonight. 602 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,294 -Soon! -Now! 603 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:37,837 -Good heavens! Can't you see he just arrived? 604 00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:39,673 -Okay, Blaire. 605 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:43,051 I would love to make meatloaf for my family. 606 00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:57,357 -Hey, mom... 607 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,485 I just wanted to apologize for everything. 608 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:01,903 And thank you. 609 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:04,864 I almost ruined my life and... you saved me. 610 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:07,075 -Oh, Johnny! 611 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,119 This is what growing up is all about. 612 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:12,872 From making mistakes to letting your mother correct them. 613 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:16,334 -Okay, this was the straw that broke the camel's back. No more mistakes now. 614 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,169 -You know what, guys? 615 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:21,047 After spending some time on the boat, 616 00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:25,260 I've learned that we all need someone to take care of us. 617 00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:27,095 I am his mother. 618 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,347 You don't have to thank me. 619 00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,057 Not even to appreciate me. 620 00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:33,059 He's not even looking at me. 621 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:35,937 I will always be here. 622 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,689 Always. 623 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:41,359 I'll die here, Johnny. 624 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:44,320 Right here. 625 00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:45,447 -WELL. 626 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:48,199 -And what time is dinner? 627 00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:51,262 Subtitles: César Milano